tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    Kristin
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Pastel green koala 
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Maggie warbler
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle first): 
    guemakr
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    purple pillow (oh god no)
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets):
    black nibbler

(Source: peacefulfrom1353)

Pros and Cons of Phan Gaming Channel

fucking-landshark:

Pros

  • Extra videos 
  • Phil says bad words ooHH
  • ADORABLE BOYFRIEND COMPETITION
  • Literally a conjoined channel. they are not even trying to separate themselves anymore
  • phil hates losing so when dan wins we can see phil get mad which is fucking cute
  • they seem more genuine around each other
  • dan seems so much more open here

Cons

  • nothing???/?
  • nothing at all.
  • nope still can’t think of anything
  • so don’t complain about their new channel
  • shut up
  • enjoy
  • thanks

Having a crush on someone that is thousands of miles away is torture you can’t speak to the person face to face. It’s almost like they don’t even exist.

AND WHEN THEY R FUCKINN PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER MET YOU IT’S EVEN WORSE

gothlolita:

imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

(Source: bwd)

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point